SELF-CONTROL

HEAVEN IS FULL OF PEOPLE WHO RETAIN THEIR FREEWILL WITH ROADS PAVED IN GOLD

 

WHAT STOPS THEM FROM DOING THEIR BANKING/ROAD-WORK WHILE EVERYONE IS BUSY WORSHIPING? SELF-CONTROL

 

GET SELF-CONTROL | RESIST BEING TRIGGERED

EARN MORE TREATS

UNOFFENDABLE AVOCADOS

WHEN WE ARE UNOFFENDABLE, WE HAVE GIVEN UP OUR RIGHTS TO BE OFFENDED | WE ARE TRUSTING OUR GOOD GOD TO DEFEND USRATHER THAN DEFEND OURSELVES

 

UNOFFENDABLE BY BRANT HANSEN

 

RECIPROCATE BY DEFENDING OUR GOOD GOD'S NAME, HONOR, REPUTATION, & DELIGHT

PLAYFUL MANGOS

GOD IS GOOD AND ALSO THE LEAST RELIGIOUS PERSON YOU WILL EVER MEET

 

GET TO KNOW GOD'S PLAYFUL HUMOR AND CONNECT LIKE NEVER BEFORE

 

PAPA GOD IS VERY PUNNY | JESUS IS A GUY AND FINDS BATHROOM HUMOR HILARIOUS | HOLY SPIRIT HELPS US LAUGH AT OURSELVES

MERCIFUL FIGS

GOD JUDGES WHO IS REMORSEFUL FOR DOING EVIL & WHO IS REMORSEFUL THEY GOT CAUGHT

 

ONLY WITH GOD'S INPUT CAN WE JUDGE CORRECTLY

 

TREAT OTHERS AS WE WOULD WANT TO BE TREATED | CHOOSE MERCY AND KEEP NO RECORD OF THE WRONGS AGAINST US

DELTA GRAPES

WE CAN TRUST & RELY ON A GOD WHO USES HIS POWER, MIGHT, AUTHORITY, & DOMINION WITH KINDNESS AND CONSISTENCY TO CORRECT AND CLARIFY GOOD FROM EVIL

 

AS HIS TEAMMATE, DO LIKEWISE

 

NO RULES FOR THEE, BUT SUGGESTIONS FOR ME